Holyfuck.

tl;dr: ARSENIC

Arsenic. Yes, arsenic.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT NOW BITCHES, FUCKING ARSENIC.SOME FUCKEN BACTERIA'S CAN LIVE OFF THIS SHIT MANG. INSTEAD OF PHOSPHATE.

ATP? MOAR LIKE ATA AM I RITE LOLOLOLOL

Anyway, if you want to read the original article, it's here

The definition of badass.

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