I totally don't have a huge problem set due anytime soon or anything.
ANY WAY.
CONTENT LET'S GO.
Today I shall rant about Astrology.
TL;DR: It's stupid.
Now, some of you who are sheltered from stupidity may be wondering, what IS Astrology?
Astrology is some wacko study about constellations and planets affecting how your life is going to be.
LIKE LET'S SAY YOU WERE BORN IN SEPTEMBER 17. THAT WOULD MAKE YOUR ASTROLOGICAL SIGN A VIRGO. So according to that, your local newspaper may say something like
"Be prepared for success."
Or something equally vague.
Okay, take this site. http://www.astrology.com/
Put in your birthday, find your horoscope, etc. This website implies something to me that is extremely hard for me to believe that anyone with a developed brain can believe. It implies that stars, THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS AWAY, somehow affect our birth and govern our lives. You may say, that's really idiotic, Ryz. Yes, yes it is. But yet it's printed in almost every fucking newspaper in every fucking city in America. AND HELL, they all usually differ from each other. Which means (paraphrasing Carl Sagan here), Astrologist can't even agree within themselves. Astrology is a pseudoscience, and if you believe in this stupid bullshit, well, stop believing in this stupid bullshit. "BUT RYZ," an imaginary reader might say, "THEY USUALLY TURN OUT TO BE CORRECT." Well, silly reader, that's because they are made as fucking vague as possible. YOU HAVE OVERCOME SOME DIFFICULTIES TODAY. Here's one from astrology-fuckingbullshit-.com "YOU ARE HAVING DIFFICULTIES WITH YOUR BOSS." HELL EVERYONE HAS FUCKING DIFFICULTIES WITH THEIR BOSS. I LOVE MY BOSS. I ALSO HAVE DIFFICULTIES WITH HIM. SEE WHAT THIS MEANS. ARHGHAGHRGHGRAHGHRHGHRGHR.
That's enough of that. *Sigh* Writing this made me angry. I'm gonna go kill some hookers, later.
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